It was at least a day before I could bend my fingers enough to get them around a cup of water. #audio book
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Imagine getting 1000s of dollars of cash instead of your Big Mac. That’s what happened to a drive-thru customer in Nashville. The McDonald’s worker accidentally gave the bag with the bank deposit to the customer instead of his order. That truly is a happy meal. When the worker realized what he did, he jumped in […]
Neighbor dog rescues tiny pup from a pack of coyotes. Saves the little chiweenie from the jaws of death. Video
A pack of coyotes focused on the small pup napping on his porch. The head coyote figured he would have a nice weenie lunch. As it looked dire for the little guy, the neighbor’s rottweiler came to the rescue. He took on the coyotes and freed the pups from certain death. The coyotes split leaving […]
The quest to get the most outrageous content on the web just got escalated. A couple of pranksters from the Royal Stampede comedy group were out and about trying to scare the Be-Jesus out of folks. They were dressed in a wicked looking rabbit outfit and planned to suprise attack passer-bys. One of their victims […]
This female weightlifter from Venezuela came in 2nd after the bar came crashing down on her head. Could you imagine what the 3rd place competitor must have done wrong. She was trying to do a clean and jerk but the load was too much and down went the bar and down she went. She was […]
Royals behaving badly. King’s illegitimate child claims she deserves to be a princess. King claims ignorance.
The King is claiming ignorance. He says he doesn’t believe he has an illegitimate heir. But the woman who claims she is the “Love Child” of the King of Belgium wants her due. She is willing to take the DNA tests to prove it, but the King can’t be forced to do it. He is […]
Pot-Smoking bandits break into house and forget what they were there to do. Decided to color their hair.
A band of pot-smoking bandits broke into a house and forgot what they were there for. After breaking in they decided to color their hair in the victims bathroom. While waiting for the color to set, the owner came home and the robbers were busted. It seems that the pot got to their head. They […]
Audiobook News: A guy responds to a Craigslist ad posted by a lesbian couple. They are looking for a guy to be a sperm donor. They signed the documents that claimed that the guy had no responsibility. But the State of Kansas got involved and demanded child support from the donor. The state was being […]
9-year-old girl accidently kills her shooting instructor in the head with an Uzi. What happened to Barbies?
Forget the dolls. Little girls need to play with an Uzi. A nine year old girl was doing just that. She was at the shooting range learning to fire the automatic machine gun. When the bullets started flying, she lost control and shot her shooting instructor in the head. He died immediately. This is not […]
Now here’s some technology I can use. They are called smart shoes and they tell you where to go. No more looking at your cell phone to figure out where the heck you are going. Just listen to or feel your feet. The shoes are hooked up with Google Maps so you will never get […]
A North Carolina restaurant give a 15% discount if you before a meal. They want to encourage their patrons to take a moment of silence to thank God for the food. This has been going on for 4 years, but once it hit Facebook the restaurant has become famous. They got 100K likes in a […]